BREAKING: Cancel Culture Committee Meeting minutes leaked!

What they don't want you to know about cancel culture...

Last night I woke to pebbles hitting my window. I looked out and saw a shadowy figure. They held up a package – threw it on the ground and disappeared into the night. I raced out and what I found will shock you to the core. It was a recording of a meeting – categorical proof that there is a Cancel Culture with keep committee notes.

I share these verbatim…