FNC - Deez Nutz, a duet, and dancing (with me and the stars)

Dive right in the water is fine...

Well hello! Almost one week of the school holidays DOWN. My kids have spent a great majority of it making penis and fart jokes. Every second word is ding-a-ling, diddle, deez nutz, willy, wing-wang, and the classic yelled at full blast: Peeeeeeeeeeeeenis. It’s an unending joy I tell you. This week I’ve got great links, some more details about my book, a…