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Emily Writes Weekly
When I was about 19 I was at the Classic Bar in Auckland seeing some comedy show and I saw this man with like the whitest teeth ever. They were so big and white. They were so perfect. Clearly fake. Very white.
I knew he must be a dentist. Anyway, before I could ask if he was a dentist he told me he worked on that makeover show where they give someone top to bottom plastic surgery to make them shiny like perfect white teeth. He had a very strong American accent and I googled him later and found out he was indeed a very famous dentist. Because there is such a thing as famous dentists.
Anyway when he said he was a dentist I said (as you do) look at my teeth. And I showed him how my little tiny baby teeth were still in my mouth. And he said something along the lines of -