They're so awful, it's almost impossible to satirise them - but this is great. What next I wonder- is there anything they haven't yet started to destroy?
Funny but also not. Some days it doesn’t feel like there will be much of a country left by the next election due to these absolutely awful politicians (was going to say people but not sure they have any humanity)
"If you've been accused of brutally murdering your wife"...I mean...wouldn't you think someone would've looked into the case a little before writing a letter in support of Polkinghorn (always snort at such a name 😆) Seymours fiancee had better watch herself if Seymour & Phorn become buddies once he's outage klink....
😂😂😂😂 but also, 🫤😞😭😭😭😭😭
This would be great....if it wasn't true.
i have absolutely no doubt that is exactly how nicola willis actually answers emails
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This is black comedic gold
I’m fairly certain an OIA request would unearth these exact emails 😂😂😭
The last line really got me. Ngā mihi.
They're so awful, it's almost impossible to satirise them - but this is great. What next I wonder- is there anything they haven't yet started to destroy?
Funny but also not. Some days it doesn’t feel like there will be much of a country left by the next election due to these absolutely awful politicians (was going to say people but not sure they have any humanity)
Too true!
Absolutely loving how DS is having a mozzer of a day 😂
Deputy Davey 😂😂😂😂
Snort laughed at that bit 😆
Haven't laughed since "they" became govt. Thank you!
"If you've been accused of brutally murdering your wife"...I mean...wouldn't you think someone would've looked into the case a little before writing a letter in support of Polkinghorn (always snort at such a name 😆) Seymours fiancee had better watch herself if Seymour & Phorn become buddies once he's outage klink....
Close to the bone!
Omg...made me alternatively laugh then want to bawl!! How true are these tho?!
Omg that last automated reply email 💀💀💀