It’s raining here. It’s cold. I’m tired. Maybe you’re tired too. The world seems mean right now. So maybe we could do with a little bit of a brain break. A wee dreamy reflection! A mindful moment…. Take what you need and leave what you don’t. You are a tiny mouse. You are proud of your whiskers and your cute little pink nose. You have ventured out of your warm and cosy little home on the hunt for something to fill your furry little belly. You step out onto the hay-strewn barn floor and suddenly the breeze carries you the most delicious scent. You scurry along following it and before you know it you bounce into an enormous wedge of Gruyère cheese. It is huge and golden and all you can hear is the beating of your good and tiny heart. There is nobody around. It’s just you a little mouse with a very big cheese. You decide to nibble at the corner of the wedge. Oh it is incredible! You are overwhelmed. It tastes salty and sweet and succulent. You nibble and then chomp and nibble and chomp. Your tiny belly expands to make a place for this tremendous treat. You are little, the cheese is big, and life is perfect.
I never believed in the power of manifestation until I saw the title of your article and thought " I hope theres one about Pedro Pascal chatting me up at a bar," and the universe delivered! Next chapter please!!!
Leonardo DiCaprio on the floor screaming while holding his eye. A bored 26 year-old model stands next to him holding your wedding ring up to the light. 😂😂😂😂
Look these were all wonderful and maybe made me cry but I have to say that this is FAKE NEWS because Daddy Pedro would not mind if I was married. He would ask if my spouse was going to join us, but get on with the job at hand either way.
Another dear Capybara lays un-wrapped in a soothing bubblewrap bath. She appears to be enjoying very much the fresh air and extra legroom after her drawn-out time in tightly wrapped transit.
She sadly lost one of her delicate clay toes on her long journey home - Oh, the carry-on 👜 🤕
But I've told her not to fret! There are friends with skills... and clay 👩🎨 🩹
One would normally credit the artist at this time, but currently, all knowledge of said artist is trapped in the depths of a tired brain or still burried in an unpacked carton 📦
All of these were wonderful but now I feel terrible because I just 15mins ago bought a mouse trap to deal with the tiny little mouse that has taken up residence in our cupboard... maybe I should get it some Gruyere for its last moments 🫠
Emily how do you know the right time that my weary soul needs these 😭😭😭
Wonderful. I loved the cat one. 💗
I’m not crying you are. Beautifully written.
This is so very good! Thank you! I needed the laugh of biffing the wedding ring and it getting Leo in the eye! Holy toast so good!
I read the Pedro Pascal one while in a waiting room and tried not to giggle aloud and to control the giddy smile that kept tugging at my face.
Emily this is a blessing 😭
I never believed in the power of manifestation until I saw the title of your article and thought " I hope theres one about Pedro Pascal chatting me up at a bar," and the universe delivered! Next chapter please!!!
😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
The birthday party for me… thankyou🤗
Leonardo DiCaprio on the floor screaming while holding his eye. A bored 26 year-old model stands next to him holding your wedding ring up to the light. 😂😂😂😂
Look these were all wonderful and maybe made me cry but I have to say that this is FAKE NEWS because Daddy Pedro would not mind if I was married. He would ask if my spouse was going to join us, but get on with the job at hand either way.
Another dear Capybara lays un-wrapped in a soothing bubblewrap bath. She appears to be enjoying very much the fresh air and extra legroom after her drawn-out time in tightly wrapped transit.
She sadly lost one of her delicate clay toes on her long journey home - Oh, the carry-on 👜 🤕
But I've told her not to fret! There are friends with skills... and clay 👩🎨 🩹
One would normally credit the artist at this time, but currently, all knowledge of said artist is trapped in the depths of a tired brain or still burried in an unpacked carton 📦
Don't you just love Capybaras? ! 🥰
All of these were wonderful but now I feel terrible because I just 15mins ago bought a mouse trap to deal with the tiny little mouse that has taken up residence in our cupboard... maybe I should get it some Gruyere for its last moments 🫠
I’ve just sat down from a busy day being GG to my grandkids and this was the BEST. Particularly enjoyed Pedro and the birthday one. Thank you Emily 🥰
Capybara in space!!!!!!!!
You are indeed a genius.
I’m obsessed with the tiny mouse 🐭🧀