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Feb 28Liked by Emily Writes

Emily how do you know the right time that my weary soul needs these 😭😭😭

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Feb 28Liked by Emily Writes

Wonderful. I loved the cat one. 💗

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I’m not crying you are. Beautifully written.

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This is so very good! Thank you! I needed the laugh of biffing the wedding ring and it getting Leo in the eye! Holy toast so good!

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Feb 28Liked by Emily Writes

I read the Pedro Pascal one while in a waiting room and tried not to giggle aloud and to control the giddy smile that kept tugging at my face.

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Kicked life into my dead loins

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Truly brought me deep joy

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Emily this is a blessing 😭

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I never believed in the power of manifestation until I saw the title of your article and thought " I hope theres one about Pedro Pascal chatting me up at a bar," and the universe delivered! Next chapter please!!!

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Feb 28Liked by Emily Writes

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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The birthday party for me… thankyou🤗

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It was so pure and simple.. its so true!

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Leonardo DiCaprio on the floor screaming while holding his eye. A bored 26 year-old model stands next to him holding your wedding ring up to the light. 😂😂😂😂

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Look these were all wonderful and maybe made me cry but I have to say that this is FAKE NEWS because Daddy Pedro would not mind if I was married. He would ask if my spouse was going to join us, but get on with the job at hand either way.

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Another dear Capybara lays un-wrapped in a soothing bubblewrap bath. She appears to be enjoying very much the fresh air and extra legroom after her drawn-out time in tightly wrapped transit.

She sadly lost one of her delicate clay toes on her long journey home - Oh, the carry-on 👜 🤕

But I've told her not to fret! There are friends with skills... and clay 👩‍🎨 🩹

One would normally credit the artist at this time, but currently, all knowledge of said artist is trapped in the depths of a tired brain or still burried in an unpacked carton 📦

Don't you just love Capybaras? ! 🥰

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All of these were wonderful but now I feel terrible because I just 15mins ago bought a mouse trap to deal with the tiny little mouse that has taken up residence in our cupboard... maybe I should get it some Gruyere for its last moments 🫠

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I’ve just sat down from a busy day being GG to my grandkids and this was the BEST. Particularly enjoyed Pedro and the birthday one. Thank you Emily 🥰

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Capybara in space!!!!!!!!

You are indeed a genius.

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I’m obsessed with the tiny mouse 🐭🧀

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