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My baby is now 14 years old. Is it time to take down the giant papier mache vagina from my front door?

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no, it has the added benefit of scaring off incels and any door to door cults

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Oh woman of great wisdom, can you provide any advice for my child's Year 29 sleep regression? Or indeed my Year 66 sleep regression (which if I recall correctly has maybe been occurring since about Year 20?) 😁 Or is it just another symptom of autism? (Actually child did quite well as a baby because they were in the NICU and SCBU so long they didn't get a choice).

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Sleep regressions - the emperors new clothes of parenting.

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OMG the 6-week one ACTUALLY hit hard. Mine are 13 and 16 yo now but I remember my eldest loving all the noise all the time and the youngest needing it quieter than the library/church/tomb combined. and remember, at one stage, the eldest needed toddler naps while the newborn needed baby naps SIGH

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