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Look, what I can say is subscribing to this email was a good decision. Look, I want to be clear that it’s money well spent.

Thanks for this Emily, I appreciate finding some humour in this absolutely flaccid example of a leader.

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❤️😂 thank you

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Look what I can say is, I am saying it, yes. At Air New Zealand, we would say that we said things. And I'm saying I'm wealthy and sorted. And I'm saying it. There. I said it. LOOK, SQUIRRELS!!!!

Thank you, it doesn't change him but I live in hope the sheer volume of brilliant satire will enter the ether and cause them to shrink. Or something. Science. Look, what I am saying is, science.

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😂 thank you

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Look, what I can say is this is a fucking shit show but you are a beacon of light in this darkness.

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Haha I appreciate that thank you ❤️

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Brilliant 🤣 I do think Jack Tame enjoyed owning Luxon, but thinking about it again has upped my annoyance at what a cowardly, entitled out of touch dickhead our PM is!

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He deserved a beer that’s for sure!

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He was definitely enjoying himself! But it was beautiful to watch haha

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This might be the greatest thing you’ve ever written OR just what I needed to read today - you choose.

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Haha I don’t want my best post to be about a dickhead 😂

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This is why I said you can choose because ugh, that guy has ruined enough things.

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Sorry this is brilliant but we cannot forget the horny meditation... ever

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Both!!!

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I love how frustrated luxon gets when asked simple questions, I just watched the interview and I think jack quite enjoyed smashing him.

Also off to buy a sausage dog now 😂

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Haha if you don’t laugh you’ll cry right?

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100%!! I think the only reason I survived watching it was because as I was heading to the bus James Shaw looked at me from his Uber, that man has a smouldering look I’ll carry with me for days 😂😂

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He was very shiny towards the end and im sure I saw a few glints in his eye.

What I can say to you is, that I don't particularly care if he finds his job hard. At least he has a job.

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So brilliant. Look what can I say. This put a smile on my face today.

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I’m glad!

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Oh nooo I'm going to have to watch that interview now. Dang it

Thank you Emily for the hilarious excuses - if I don't actually watch the interview assume I'm deploying the sister's wedding one

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😂 just don’t turn it into a drinking game - you’ll die if you drink every time he avoids a question 😂

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Buy the sausage dog already!

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😂😮‍💨

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This is fucking brilliant!

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🥹🥹

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You never fail to deliver 🥰

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Aww thank you!

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Look what I’d also say to you (now a minute has passed) is that I’m crying at the original post and these comments…. This might be your best comments section yet….

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Look what I’d say to you Emily is how the heck did you overhear my conversation about getting a sausage dog….

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Love this!

Look, what I can say about the sausage dog is, he just turned up under the tree. Speak to the big man, it’s part of our coalition agreement 😉

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Have to share - I passed Seymour on my way to work this morning. I felt my husband tense up beside me so I muttered “don’t say anything” on repeat until we were safely past him. I felt quite pleased with myself until husband pointed out that I had been muttering it quite loudly and Seymour had probably heard. Did I feel bad - no I did not and I think we should all mutter “don’t say anything” if we pass him on the street.

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I’m sorted! I have a subscription to Emily Writes.

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