Look what I can say is, I am saying it, yes. At Air New Zealand, we would say that we said things. And I'm saying I'm wealthy and sorted. And I'm saying it. There. I said it. LOOK, SQUIRRELS!!!!
Thank you, it doesn't change him but I live in hope the sheer volume of brilliant satire will enter the ether and cause them to shrink. Or something. Science. Look, what I am saying is, science.
Brilliant 🤣 I do think Jack Tame enjoyed owning Luxon, but thinking about it again has upped my annoyance at what a cowardly, entitled out of touch dickhead our PM is!
100%!! I think the only reason I survived watching it was because as I was heading to the bus James Shaw looked at me from his Uber, that man has a smouldering look I’ll carry with me for days 😂😂
Look what I’d also say to you (now a minute has passed) is that I’m crying at the original post and these comments…. This might be your best comments section yet….
Have to share - I passed Seymour on my way to work this morning. I felt my husband tense up beside me so I muttered “don’t say anything” on repeat until we were safely past him. I felt quite pleased with myself until husband pointed out that I had been muttering it quite loudly and Seymour had probably heard. Did I feel bad - no I did not and I think we should all mutter “don’t say anything” if we pass him on the street.
Look, what I can say is subscribing to this email was a good decision. Look, I want to be clear that it’s money well spent.
Thanks for this Emily, I appreciate finding some humour in this absolutely flaccid example of a leader.
❤️😂 thank you
Look what I can say is, I am saying it, yes. At Air New Zealand, we would say that we said things. And I'm saying I'm wealthy and sorted. And I'm saying it. There. I said it. LOOK, SQUIRRELS!!!!
Thank you, it doesn't change him but I live in hope the sheer volume of brilliant satire will enter the ether and cause them to shrink. Or something. Science. Look, what I am saying is, science.
😂 thank you
Look, what I can say is this is a fucking shit show but you are a beacon of light in this darkness.
Haha I appreciate that thank you ❤️
Brilliant 🤣 I do think Jack Tame enjoyed owning Luxon, but thinking about it again has upped my annoyance at what a cowardly, entitled out of touch dickhead our PM is!
He deserved a beer that’s for sure!
He was definitely enjoying himself! But it was beautiful to watch haha
This might be the greatest thing you’ve ever written OR just what I needed to read today - you choose.
Haha I don’t want my best post to be about a dickhead 😂
This is why I said you can choose because ugh, that guy has ruined enough things.
Sorry this is brilliant but we cannot forget the horny meditation... ever
Both!!!
I love how frustrated luxon gets when asked simple questions, I just watched the interview and I think jack quite enjoyed smashing him.
Also off to buy a sausage dog now 😂
Haha if you don’t laugh you’ll cry right?
100%!! I think the only reason I survived watching it was because as I was heading to the bus James Shaw looked at me from his Uber, that man has a smouldering look I’ll carry with me for days 😂😂
He was very shiny towards the end and im sure I saw a few glints in his eye.
What I can say to you is, that I don't particularly care if he finds his job hard. At least he has a job.
So brilliant. Look what can I say. This put a smile on my face today.
I’m glad!
Oh nooo I'm going to have to watch that interview now. Dang it
Thank you Emily for the hilarious excuses - if I don't actually watch the interview assume I'm deploying the sister's wedding one
😂 just don’t turn it into a drinking game - you’ll die if you drink every time he avoids a question 😂
Buy the sausage dog already!
😂😮💨
This is fucking brilliant!
🥹🥹
You never fail to deliver 🥰
Aww thank you!
Look what I’d also say to you (now a minute has passed) is that I’m crying at the original post and these comments…. This might be your best comments section yet….
Look what I’d say to you Emily is how the heck did you overhear my conversation about getting a sausage dog….
Love this!
Look, what I can say about the sausage dog is, he just turned up under the tree. Speak to the big man, it’s part of our coalition agreement 😉
Have to share - I passed Seymour on my way to work this morning. I felt my husband tense up beside me so I muttered “don’t say anything” on repeat until we were safely past him. I felt quite pleased with myself until husband pointed out that I had been muttering it quite loudly and Seymour had probably heard. Did I feel bad - no I did not and I think we should all mutter “don’t say anything” if we pass him on the street.
I’m sorted! I have a subscription to Emily Writes.