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So ironic that someone who really only got sportsball famous for switching codes is utterly unable to code switch his language from tedious cunt to normal human.

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Genuinely snort laughed at this Kathryn

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I screamed 😂😂

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Nailed it, as is your custom! thank you ma'am, I needed this big smile

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Thank you Linda! Just eye rolls for days after I saw the article!!

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I met him once at a bar called Float in the viaduct in Auckland. It was 2004, I was 17, and still had braces. He and his friend Noah (can’t remember his last name but he played hockey or maybe soccer) hung out with us for hours and followed us to Met/Code afterwards. He was interested in me asked my friend for my number and passed his on to me. He thought we could meet for coffee at Carfé. He was still with Nicky Watson at the time who apparently found my number in his pocket. Funnily enough, one of the other girls with us that night had some thing with Women’s Day that weekend, and not long after there was a tabloidy story that sounded suspiciously like that night out just with all our ages slightly inflated.

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Ew ew ew. That does not surprise me at all. Also cannot imagine being Nicky Watson and fucking three repulsive ass men - sweaty Eric, creepy Ridge, and batshit crazy anus bleacher Pete Evans!

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A Man with a Microphone!!! OMG!! So rare and unusual, the term Men with Microphones totally isn't used all the time. Nope.

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They’ve got banter! 🤣

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I'm sure you can get a cream for that....

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😂😂

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Shocking! I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! But.. I just can't be fagged doing anything about it... 😜

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😂

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It would be fun if it weren’t true. I’m still hearing the cat tray story at work.

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It’s so embarrassing that anyone would believe it. My son was telling me the kids joke about it because they know “old people” believe it 😅

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😅😅🤪

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I could swear I’ve heard this podcast before…

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😂😂 it’s so original! Like nothing you’ve ever heard before! 😂😂

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Love it Emily, that was just brilliant.

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Thanks Nick!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CANCEL MEEEEEEE!!! 😂😂😂😂

So bloody good 👏😘

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Pretty sure he has a humiliation fetish TBH.

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Matthew who?

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Forgot this man existed until now 🤣

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Went to school with Ridge. He hasn’t changed.

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Are we sure this isn't some sort of surrealist art instalment? The cancelled begging not to be cancelled while we all will for him to be cancelled.

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Yuk

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I don't get this, just sounds idiotic

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I thought M Ridge was irrelevant years ago as cancelled as you could get.

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💯💯

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